Excellent Service, Poor Video Quality

So, when I checked into my hotel in Taiwan, I turned on the TV,
and there was a porn paused on the screen. I un-paused it and it
played for 3 seconds before stopping and taking me back to the main menu.

A few hours later, I found the previous guest's comment card. Jim O'Sullivan
rated everything 'excellent', except he found the quality of the pay
movies to be 'poor'.